People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
*applies to a photography school*
here’s my portfolio
my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots